Monday, December 24, 2007

Why must little kids bother older kids to have fun?

Wait, does that count as bullying? I hope not cuz then I am about to kill their sorry lil' asses, chop them into tiny cubes, put the lil' cubes in a suitcase and throw it into Lake Ontario for fishies to eat (Does Lake Ontario have killer sharks? Wait, I don't need the sharks to kill them since I'll be killing them anyways. Oh the pleasure... and right on Christmas Eve too...).

That was a joke. No, I will not be murdering anyone. And Christmas will be saved.

So umm... Merry Christmas... it won't be very merry but yeah.....

That was stupid!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Glass is made to be broken and taped back together with nicks and cuts and blood and love (okay, the last one isn't necessary)

The projeckt seems to be dying. I am only collecting like, 2 pennies in like, a month! I don't know what the other members are upto (about this projeckt I mean, ofcourse I know what they are upto with their lives, I see them almost everyday!). It's gonna take forever by the looks of it, and maybe even a forever, or an ifinity times billion times the speed of light years won't be enough to collect a million pennies, or maybe even a few thousands... But we shall keep trying... And maybe one day when we are in our 90s, we will cash out our pennies and go on a shopping spree!!! (I wonder what we could buy?!? I should think about it. This is serious. All that money and I wouldn't be able to decide what to spend it on. Hmmm....)

Well, that would be my feeble attempt to save the penny projeckt.

But other than that, this page shall always be used, or atleast visited, by me, since it has all these neat links on the side (-->), which I like to visit to on an almost weekly - if not daily - basis, or whenever I'm bored actually, which happens way too often. And these links are constantly being updated, either by adding new links of new interests or blogs or sites or whatever webpage I've taken interest in, or by deleting the links of sites that I don't give much shyt about any more.

And that shall be all I shall blog about today. And yes, if you didn't already realize it already, this post is only done 'cuz there was a need for something to be posted. And maybe in the future I shall blog about other stuff other than updates on the penny projeckt, things like my life, what I like, what I hate, what pisses me off, what I'm cool about, what I think ideal life should be like, what the meaning of it all is, what does portmanteau mean, ya di ya di ya... stuff :D

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Good things come to those who are patient...

Things are going good. Really Really slow! But good. Hey, atleast we are collecting pennies, even if it is only about 5 pennies per week or so... And I even have a piggy bank at home with all the pennies! So thats a start. Hopefully my other fellow members in this project are putting in equal efforts at this projeckt. Even if it is slow. Even if it will take us a million years to accomplish. Atleast we put our mind to something. And thats a commitment!

(I'm just rambling, just trying to find something to say, I'm bored and life is short.)

Monday, April 9, 2007

Penny Projekt

So, me and my friends were sitting down in our school cafeteria, and suddenly, there was an outburst (lost memories of what happened here exactly) and presented to us was this fabulously neat idea called "The One Million Penny Projekt". And as if it was a natural reaction, we took our calculators out and started to calculate exactly how many dollars a million pennies make. So, 1 000 000 divided by 100 is.... *drumrolls*... $10 000!!!!!!

At first, I could believe what I was seeing, being bad at math, I thought I did sumthin stupid on the calculator or just plain forgot math, so I asked anther friend of mine to do the calculation again. My eyes hath not deceived me. One million pennies does equal to ten friggin' thousand dollars.

And so, we decided to take up the project and collect a million pennies, whether they be from the floors of subways, streets, the washroom, left on tables of food courts, down in the gutters, garbage dumps, snatched from other people... okay we will not be snatching from people but asking nicely, but the point is, we will be collecting pennies from anywhere possible, and we will not be ashamed to pick them up from weird places either, even if they do project the image of drunk and broke hobos looking for change on streets to buy themselves a well deserved sandwich.

Oh, and did I mention? Upon completion of "The One Million Penny Projekt", we will be donating $1000 to charity (this amount may change in future, may change to more than $1000 but will never be less, because we feel that hobos... and other unfortunate people, deserve a minimum of $1000 to eat and bathe and buy themselves a beer once in a while).

And the rest of the money? We keep it for our own selfish desires such as paying tuition fees, buying books and stationary/nery (can't spell) for school, saving for future emergencies (like, I dunno, say one of us burned down our house or something, or flooded our basement with water, this happened to me so I know how it feels, but it wasn't me who filled the basement with water, the pipe burst) and other emergencies (like, say OSAP refuses to give us any loans, now what do we do? Well, we can always beg our parents for some money.... (which they might not give us...) or we could withdraw some money from "The One Million Penny Projekt" savings and be happy.

Now, every projekt requires rules and blah blah you get the point. We've also set up some rules. And I don't remember them now. So when we (me and other people who came up with this whole crazy idea) get down and write up a concrete set of rules, I'll post the rules up here. And we should also come up with a slogan, like... "Save every penny!" or... "Penny has more worth than you give it credit for!" or... "1 penny from every Canadian = $33 000!"... something like that maybe.

Anyways, I shall post up updates when I have updates. But for now, I'll go and commit myself to some chemistry as I have an exam coming up soon.

Oh, and just in case people want to know, this project is being taken up by a few university students.

And I'm really amazed at myself for being able to write a blog!